Bob Log III Announces US Summer Tour / “My Sh*t is Perfect” Out NOW On Birdman Records

April 28th, 2010


Bob Log III QUOTES AND TESTIMONIALS:

TOM WAITS
“And then there’s this guy named Bob Log, you ever heard of him? He’s this little kid — nobody even knows how old he is — wears a motorcycle helmet and he has a microphone inside of it and he puts the glass over the front so you can’t see his face, and plays slide guitar. It’s just the loudest strangest stuff you’ve ever heard. You don’t understand one word he’s saying. I like people who glue macaroni on to a piece of cardboard and paint it gold. That’s what I aspire to basically.”

MILTON BERLE “Hey kid…. DO what thou wilt.”

ROBERT PLANT “Dear Bob, it’s been ages since Sweden.”

POISON IVY (The Cramps) “If you do that again, we are kicking you off the tour.”

HASIL ADKINS “Woooo! Can I have your autograph?”

R.L. BURNSIDE “Sideshow, you hanging in there like a dirty shirt. I want you playing with me tomorrow, and the day after that, and the day after that.”

FRANZ FERDINAND (Nick) “… Can I ride in your car?”

BLOWFLY “Bob Log, you play guitar by yourself, you play drums by yourself, you drive yourself, but I bet you need help to masturbate.”

WEEN “Can I have one of your sandwiches?”

SHARON JONES “Bob Log, you can use my dressing room…. wait, let me get you a towel.”

SHONEN KNIFE “Can we sit your knee?”

JIMMY CARL BLACK “Bob Log, I can’t find the hotel.”

CHRISTINA SPENCER (BOSS HOG) “Can I wear your suit?… oh.. wait.. nevermind.”

SAHARA HOT NIGHTS “We’re not mad! Really! We love Bob Log!” (in a Swedish accent)

T-MODEL FORD “Try playing THAT mutha fucker! HEY! you sat on my sandwich!”

ITOMO! “Nodo chinko????”
Bob Log III is a One Man Band Slide Guitar Party.A perverse product of the Arizona desert, Bob Log III has been diligently travelling the globe since 1996, showcasing his incomparable talents and developing a devoted following along the way. A whirlwind of dexterous limbs and digits, this super star sonic  showman has to be seen to be believed.

Clad in his cannonball man, extra tight jumpsuit and signature motorcycle helmet with telephone/microphone attached, Bob Log III unfailingly sweats up a river while kicking on a kick drum, stomping his homemade foot cymbal and playing slide on an old archtop guitar.

His endless pursuit for musical mayhem and a downright party has seen his unique talents utilised for children’s birthday parties, obscure beer barns, mammoth music festivals and everything in between.

Yet beyond these mesmerizing visuals, lies the true reason for Bob Log’s international, cult status and superhero adoration. It is quite simply the guitar playing – finger picked lightning, sliding up and down, stopping when it wants to, then starting again when it feels like it, all in a way that makes people move uncontrollably, smile and reel.

The upcoming release of his long awaited new album, MY SH*T IS PERFECT, begins the onset of another slew of adventures. Geography be damned, Bob Log III intends to take these songs and his unique slide guitar party to the good people of the world. There is no town too remote, there never has been.

But don’t take his word for it, let the guitar speak for itself.

Bob Log III RUMORS

Yes, we have all heard the rumors…

He has a monkey paw instead of a hand, girls like to sit on his knees and bounce while he plays, occasionally various people from the crowd jump onstage and put their boob in his drink, he rides in an inflatable dinghy over an ocean of fans…

These whispers are all best explained in the following article, which has been translated from its original publication in French, using the Transitron Whizgig 4000-

“Msr. Bob Log appears, and so joy! It is of many nights and one thousand ladies, the guitar defeats us to dance. On the top, a crown. Never has this in time! Maybe not future. Only the now, her glowing hand, can be seen.  Thunder of foot escapes the stage, chasing wild tempo with sound animal.  We, the entourage, are not free.  Arrested! But not of shame.  Many times more we ask it. Encore, Captain , Encore!”

And so you see, it is all true.

All Bob Log asks is that you do the math. And if you do it (correctly) you will find that with the single exception of Hasil Adkins, Bob Log has out guitared, out drummed, out sweated, out driven, out boated, out bounced, out custom agented, out inspired all other one man bands. Numbers never lie. Bob Log III. MY SH*T IS PERFECT.

US Tour Dates

5/13 – Los Angeles, CA – Echo Curio
5/14 – Anaheim, CA – The Juke Joint
5/15 – San Diego, CA – The Casbah
5/22 – Tucson, AZ – Plush
6/11 – Las Vegas, NV – Club Aruba
6/12 – Reno, NV – St James Infirmary
6/13 – San Francisco, CA – Bottom Of The Hill
6/16 – Seattle, WA – Tractor Tavern
6/17 – Portland, OR – Doug Fir Lounge
6/18 – Boise, ID – Nerolux
6/19 – Salt Lake City, UT – Urban Lounge

7/8 – Oklahoma City, OK – 66 Bowl
7/9 – Dallas, TX – The Loft
7/10 – Austin, TX – Emo’s Inside Room
7/11 – Houston, TX – Rudyard’s
7/12 – New Orleans, LA – One Eyed Jacks
7/13 – Birmingham, AL – BottleTree
7/14 – Atlanta, GA – E.A.R.L.
7/15 – Greensboro, NC – Artistika Cafe
7/16 – Washington, DC – The Red and Black  Bar
7/17 – Philadelphia, PA – Johnny Brenda’s
7/18 – New York, NY – Mercury Lounge
7/19 – Brooklyn, NY – Knitting Factory
7/20 – Cambridge, MA – Middle East Upstairs
7/21 – Burlington, VT – The Monkey House
7/22 – Québec, QC – L’Agitée
7/23 – Montreal, QC – Il Motore
7/24 – Toronto, ON – Horseshoe Tavern
7/25 – Hamilton, ON – Corktown Tavern
7/26 – Waterloo, ON – Starlight Club
7/27 – Pittsburgh, PA – Thunderbird Cafe
7/28 – Cleveland, OH – Beachland Tavern
7/29 – Dayton, OH – South Park Tavern
7/30 – Cincinnati, OH – Fountain Square
7/31 – St Louis, MO – Off Broadway Night Club
8/1 – Fort Wayne, IN – The Brass Rail
8/2 – Lansing, MI – Mac’s
8/3 – Detroit – MI – Majestic Theatre Cafe
8/4 – Chicago, IL – Schubas Tavern
8/5 – Madison, WI – High Noon Saloon
8/6 – Iowa City, IA – The Mill
8/7 – Lincoln, NE – Bourbon Theatre
8/8 – Denver, CO – Larimer Lounge

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